{"id":290,"date":"2013-02-04T10:06:15","date_gmt":"2013-02-04T18:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michael.westapher.com\/?p=290"},"modified":"2013-02-04T12:38:10","modified_gmt":"2013-02-04T20:38:10","slug":"today-at-the-apple-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michael.westapher.com\/?p=290","title":{"rendered":"Today at the Apple Store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During my trip to the Apple store today, I saw:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>An employee wearing a calculator watch<\/li>\n<li>Overheard an employee saying to a customer, &#8220;Everything else is Me now.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Saw a female employee dressed JUST like Waldo from &#8220;Where&#8217;s Waldo?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Another female employee with a snake bite piercing (2 rings in her lower lip).<\/li>\n<li>A female employee with an enormous turquoise mohawk.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During my trip to the Apple store today, I saw: An employee wearing a calculator watch Overheard an employee saying to a customer, &#8220;Everything else is Me now.&#8221; Saw a female employee dressed JUST like Waldo from &#8220;Where&#8217;s Waldo?&#8221; Another female employee with a snake bite piercing (2 rings in her lower lip). A female [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michael.westapher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michael.westapher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michael.westapher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michael.westapher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michael.westapher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/michael.westapher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":292,"href":"http:\/\/michael.westapher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions\/292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michael.westapher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michael.westapher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michael.westapher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}